TopGearEmpire

The story of a robot. ---------------------------------- Tonight: I drive cars unbelievably fast, the presenters get their eyes checked, and......I don't have a third. ---------------------------------- Much to my surprise I found myself, barely twenty four hours later, in the same room with the 'top gear' producers. "How did you know?" asked one, "We are in fact looking for a new Stig." "Then I believe we have one for you." said the top scientist. "Can he drive?" asked another one of the producers. "Of course I can drive!" I said, being in my male form today. "Well, you need to show us." said the first producer, standing up.

The story of a robot ================================== (disclaimer: I don't actually believe a word of this. It's for fun. It is purely, PURELY fanfiction, and honestly not as exact as I would like.) ================================== It is December 19th, 2002. An 'unknown flying object' (or as one of my co-workers calls it the 'unknown crashing object') falls to earth in the United Kingdom. I think everyone thought it was a re-entering satellite or something like that, but it wasn't. It was, as a few 'wakos' believed, a UFO. This UFO was a 'wako's' dream. This UFO contained a female android. Or, female in appearance. That android, by t